ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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