I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
why do cheetos always look like penises
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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