dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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