i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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