She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?