omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You may now shotgun with the bride
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team