So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.