Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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