it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
farters have to be the big spoon...
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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