3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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