Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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