I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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