Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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