Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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