This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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