you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.