a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?