Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...