i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.