North Korea, Best Korea!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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