I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool