He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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