I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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