Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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