I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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