Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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