today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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