Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Couch. On fire.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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