If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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