The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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