he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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