I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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