girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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