Moan for me like Helen Keller
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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