brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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