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I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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