Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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