i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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