There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.