She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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