isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.