She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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