Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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