i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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