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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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