Having a random hookup so left but love u
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You may now shotgun with the bride
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.