nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.