I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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