I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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