we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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