their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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