Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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