...so i touched it.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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