Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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