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I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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