Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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