Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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